Microsot Office Word

"Flooded Bathroom"

One day on a cold winter Saturday morning, I woke up at 8 am in the morning after 3 hours of sleep, and i was very very tiered. God knows why I couldn't sleep, to much Pepsi perhaps or that hot dog I had something in it expired mustard perhaps. So I woke up made my usual routine, went to see if my dad went to work, he did and then I saw a not from him saying: "Your duty for today son is: clean up your room, go to your grandmother and eat, and when you come back home put the clothes in the washing machine and let them wash". In my mind: "Man, I hate that washing machine the hose for it its broken and it's hard to adjust it correctly so that the water will drain in the bathtub not on the floor". I did those things, cleaned my room, went to eat, and then came back come, I putted the clothes etc. then I adjusted the hose( to bad it wasn't adjusted correctly ), then I turned on the washing machine. As usual I thought that nothing can happen, I went to listen to music, after 1 hour i heard something, I went to check and I saw that the water was pouring on the floor, and flooded the bathroom, the good thing is water didn't reached the hall way. After that the nasty part came, I had to clean up... It took me 1 hour and 20 or 40 minutes to soak up all the water with tow cloths.

Ozzy doesn't know

For all of you who don't know who Ozzy Osbourne click the link on wikipedia and look it up. Anyway the famous ex lead singer from Black Sabbath Ozzy Osbourne dos not know who Justin Bieber is, the new teen idol, honestly i don't know how kids these days can listen to that, no comment anyone can listen to what they please, the point is when Ozzy was asked on a talk show on Fuse TV, if he's listening to the music that's being broadcasted on TV he denied listening to any of it, later when he was asked if he's listening to Justin Bieber he's answer was " Who the f***'s Justin Bieber ? ", so clearly Ozzy has no idea who that is. What can I say about these, except... " good answer Ozzy, you don't really need to know how that is, it's better, you will only get a heart attack if you listen to him "...

Excel

Classroom 42 rules

A few rules fro the classroom.

Paper Brightness and Flatness

Production of paper and paper products such as cardboard packaging materials is a complex process. In addition, numerous types of papers (weight, wood content, brightness, etc.) are required for a multitude of applications. Paper coating formulations are comprised mainly of pigments, which account for about 80% of the materials used. The binder only comprises 10% of a paper coating. The remainder consists of brighteners, opacifiers, rheology modifiers, lubricants, dispersants, starches, and insolubilizers (crosslinking agents). Pigments used in paper coatings are typically inorganic mineral pigments such as ground and precipitated calcium carbonate, clays like kaolin, titanium dioxide, talc, alumina trihydrite, and barium and calcium sulfates. If a white coating is needed over a bright white sheet, then pigments that provide gloss will be preferred.

Paper flatness depends on the degree of finish, surface flatness expressing paper. This is one of the most important aspects for analogue or digital printing process - submission of substantially influencing the surface ink / toner. Test methods, even if they use different instruments constructed, based on the same principle: measurement under specific conditions (pressure, area, time, etc...) of the volume of air that can pass between the surface of paper samples tested and flow guiding device facets applied over the air. The values obtained vary depending on finish paper - gloss, satin or matte.

...Risograph Printers...

Firs of all what is a Risograph and how it works ?, well it's simple A Risograph is a high-speed, multifunctional digital printing system and designed mainly for high-volume photocopying and printing. The Risograph is the perfect self-contained reprographics system as it offers the convenience of a copier the economy of a duplicator, and the durability of an offset press. A Risograph bring together several processes which were previously carried out manually. The original is scanned through the machine and a master is created, by means of tiny heat spots on a thermal plate burning voids (corresponding to image areas) in a master sheet. This master is then wrapped around a drum and ink is forced through the voids in the master. The paper runs flat through the machine while the drum rotates at high speed to create each image on the paper, the simple technology is highly reliable compared to a standard photocopier and can achieve both very high speeds. Because the process involves real ink - like offset printing - and does not require heat to fix the image on the paper - like a photocopier or laser printer - the output from a risograph can be treated like any printed material, it means that sheets which have been through a risograph may happily go through a laser printer afterwards and vice-versa. Risographs have typically had interchangeable colour inks and drums allowing for printing in different colours or using spot colour in one print job. The Riso MZ series models have two ink drums allowing two colours to be printed in one pass. The latest Riso model, the HC 5500, uses a high speed ink-jet technology to achieve full (4) colour at 120 pages per minute. Be aware boring article for your health don't read...